I just had a thought about your caravan; what if you did use one of those comedy sort - the crap kind you profess to hate - they have such comedic potential and are grimly British in their miserly proportions. But what would happen if one of those morbidly obese people who hadn't got off their arses for a years died inside their crappy caravan - and so the poor undertaker might have to approach the removal of the body rather like someone might approach opening a very large can of Spam...
He's rather sweet really...
ReplyDeleteI just had a thought about your caravan; what if you did use one of those comedy sort - the crap kind you profess to hate - they have such comedic potential and are grimly British in their miserly proportions. But what would happen if one of those morbidly obese people who hadn't got off their arses for a years died inside their crappy caravan - and so the poor undertaker might have to approach the removal of the body rather like someone might approach opening a very large can of Spam...
Wow, I never thought of it from that angle, my head has been stuck around the idea that the undertaker lived in the caravan.
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